This is the now famous fictitious interview done by the famous but fictitious bombshell reporter Mini Skirt, with the even more fictitious and less famous Aka Lol. Mini was predictably dressed and Aka was also dressed. The reason this interview was conducted is still unknown.
Aka: It means life is like a beach.
Mini: Can you expand on this since our readers and not as smart as you.
Aka: Do I detect a hint of sarcasm in your tone?
Mini: It wasn’t a hint!
Mini: Ok, whatever.
Aka: Did I impress you?
Mini: No.
Aka: @#$%
Mini: Will you not resort to this vile behavior?
Aka: I will be any type of doctor you want me to be.
Mini: An 8-tee-yist. Is someone who doesn’t believe in God. I thought you were smart.
Aka: I am smart but only around smart people. But to answer you first question, I don’t believe in religion though I do believe it is useful. I do believe in God but not the limited Gods of religions. I do not believe in the religion of fear but the religion of kindness and compassion.
Mini: Do you consider yourself a deep person?
Aka: No, I do not.
Mini: You write stuff that most people don’t write. Some say that means you are deep.
Aka: What it means is that I write stuff that most people do not. That is not deep, that means I have an idle mind and some time on my hands.
Mini: Do you have a general philosophy for life?
Aka: Right this minute it is A healthy mind in a healthy body.
Mini: So you are an advocate of fitness.
Aka: And I believe we are all fit people.
Mini: What do you mean, oh deep-one.
Aka: You flatter me, but not enough. What I mean is that we are all fit for different things. I met a guy yesterday who was fit for prison. Two days ago I saw a womanizer who was fit for plastic surgery. You get the gist of my theory.
Mini: I was expecting a deeper answer from one so enlightened. Can you be serious for just a short time?
Aka: Not with everything rising all round me.
As he ends the sentence, Aka looks at Mini’s hem line making slow progress. Mini doesn’t notice Aka's less than casual glances at the main attraction. Mini looks to the heavens but only makes it as far as the ceiling. She seems to need the patience to deal with this guy called Aka.
Mini: How long have you been bloging?
Aka: That sounds very indecent, thanks.
Mini: So, how long?
Aka: How long? I thought you would never ask, quite long actually. You would be very impressed.
Mini: Mr. Lol, please keep your mind out the rubbish heap. There would be children reading this interview you know. Men are all the same, aren't they?
Aka is amused that Mini is not. Her hem is unmoved, and Aka silently curses the man who invented friction.
Mini: Please stay focused on the questions. What caused you to start bloging here?
Aka: Bloging, what a turn on. Anyway, I was encouraged by a very talented writer and fellow blogger. I don't want to call her name in public but I just want to publicly say Tunks; I mean thanks.
Mini: Why do you think I am interviewing you?
Aka: Because you tried the rest and want now the best?
Mini: Very funny! Do you think your readers will find this interview weird?
Aka: I think readers would be very disappointed there was so much friction during this interview, and no, they won't find it weird.
Mini: How can you be sure of that?
Aka: I am still alive, aren’t I?
Mini: What’s your greatest turn on in a woman?
Aka: When the hemline on her mini skirt rises just a touch.
Mini: And your greatest turn off?
Aka: When it drops.